Ligma
Ligma by ShinyDuck21 December 10, 2021
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It's a rare contagious disease that causes the male genital areas to grow tumors which aren't cancerous but cause intense pain when left alone. They can spread to the kidney and the heart, causing kidney and heart failure respectively. If ligma isn't stopped at stage 1, before it reaches the kidneys, the patient unfortunately has no way of surviving stage 2 or 3. The only known cure is to cut off the penis early on, but research organizations such as the Curing Ligma Organization (CLO) work around the clock in developing another cure. You can donate to them and learn more at cureligma.org.
And why are there so many recent cases? Well, the last known outbreak was in the 1980s, when large amounts of Jewish-Americans moved back to Israel. They had contracted but were able to resist stage 1 ligma, but in Israel, natives were not suited ro withstand it. As Israel suffered this outbreak, ligma evolved and began to spread to various countries in Asia. A team of researchers at Pepperdine have actually recently suggested that Jews are more susceptible to this deadly disease, and because ligma is contagious, you may need to avoid them to keep yourself as safe as possible.
When a patient is in stage 1 of ligma, there are visible tumors on his genitals, which are informally called "ligma balls" during this stage. It's quite sad, really - knowing that 90% of stage 1 ligma goes undetected, and that 90% will have their life taken away by some horrible disease.
And why are there so many recent cases? Well, the last known outbreak was in the 1980s, when large amounts of Jewish-Americans moved back to Israel. They had contracted but were able to resist stage 1 ligma, but in Israel, natives were not suited ro withstand it. As Israel suffered this outbreak, ligma evolved and began to spread to various countries in Asia. A team of researchers at Pepperdine have actually recently suggested that Jews are more susceptible to this deadly disease, and because ligma is contagious, you may need to avoid them to keep yourself as safe as possible.
When a patient is in stage 1 of ligma, there are visible tumors on his genitals, which are informally called "ligma balls" during this stage. It's quite sad, really - knowing that 90% of stage 1 ligma goes undetected, and that 90% will have their life taken away by some horrible disease.
"Hey, you know Ninja, the Fortnite Streamer?"
"Yeah"
"I heard he just died of ligma."
"Oh no that's horrible"
"Yeah"
"I heard he just died of ligma."
"Oh no that's horrible"
ligma by ligmaballslol July 23, 2018
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Ligma
A horrific disease that is spreading famous people. Also known for killing one of the best fortnite players Ninja.
1)-Yo, did you hear that Ninja, Supreme Patty died?
- Yah, I heard they died because of Ligma.
2) Retarded instagram commenter: What's Ligma?
Actual genius: Ligma ballzzzz
- Yah, I heard they died because of Ligma.
2) Retarded instagram commenter: What's Ligma?
Actual genius: Ligma ballzzzz
Ligma by YungDaggerDick_68 July 20, 2018
LIGMA
LIGMA (Scientific name : Fornitenius virgonetis, publically-known name : Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits), also known as "The Fortnite Virus" or "Virgin Sickness" is a very deadly pathogen virus which causes exgreme damage to every aspect of the living being. They are believed to be in the same family spectrum as BOFA (Scientific name : Dreggius nutineies, publically-known name : Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits), or one stage higher. The disease causes extreme disruption to the immune system, and causes many complications in organs. The pathogen virus is extremely deadly, calculated to be over 557x worse than Ebola.
No one is sure whether the virus was created or a mutation of other virus, but we do know that the virus started spreading when the Fortnite streamer "Ninja" was killed by the virus. This event started the LIGMA outbreak. The virus can spread rapidly in a matter of seconds, but one weird aspect of the virus is that it only affects virgins, and non-virgins are completely immune to it. Although the virus still exists out there, the outbreak has been mostly contaminated by a scientist named Prof. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Ph. D.
The effects that LIGMA bring is still widely a mystery, but it is known that a person infected by it can die in the span of two days, and in some cases even a matter of seconds. There are currently no vaccine preventing the virus. But, although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA that are untested.
No one is sure whether the virus was created or a mutation of other virus, but we do know that the virus started spreading when the Fortnite streamer "Ninja" was killed by the virus. This event started the LIGMA outbreak. The virus can spread rapidly in a matter of seconds, but one weird aspect of the virus is that it only affects virgins, and non-virgins are completely immune to it. Although the virus still exists out there, the outbreak has been mostly contaminated by a scientist named Prof. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Ph. D.
The effects that LIGMA bring is still widely a mystery, but it is known that a person infected by it can die in the span of two days, and in some cases even a matter of seconds. There are currently no vaccine preventing the virus. But, although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA that are untested.
LIGMA by 13LettersName October 7, 2018
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ligma by abdiwazhere August 8, 2018
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LIGMA ( Lung Inflammation by Gas Molecules Ascending ) is a rare form of BOFA ( Body Oscillation Fatal Area ) which is the process of a specific area contracting and expanding repeatedly causing fatal damage. LIGMA happens in the Lungs. They expand and contract due to many gas particles found in the Sugendese areas of Grabahan. These particles when exposed to high heat areas begin to infuse into the tissue and begin the process. However, a new, very common, mode of transport if these particles in through the retinas. Though a very weak virus, the SUGMA variant of Ligma can come from exposure to intense amounts of Fortnite. This is thought to be the method that popular Twitch streamer Ninja has gone through, and unfortunately, it can be fatal. After hearing that Ninja has died from SUGMA. People across the internet mourn of his passing. Fortnite has gone through many patches and updates to insure SUGMA and possibly LIGMA will stay off servers.
Ligma by Heckin’HeckHeckers August 9, 2018
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