Klitche

Anything that's obviously stupid or ugly.

Sanna: Ohmygosh, my mom grounded me for the rest of the month!
Elizabeth: Ew, are you seriously? That is soooo klitche!

by Themasterofpandas August 3, 2009

klitcommander

tha pussy eatin man!

this is tha klitcommander bitch!

by ralph irvin May 13, 2005

Klit

A place that has yet to be located or touched by mankind.

Robert: "Meghan, John just said he found a klit!"
Meghan: "That can't be right, no man has ever found one."

by Mosquitoe May 11, 2023

Klitty Litter

A stinky or smelly pussy. Bad hygiene.

Damn that person stank. Not BO it’s “Klitty Litter!”

by schmoopie10 August 30, 2018

klitty litter

The white (hopefully) stuff that gathers around a woman's genitalia, and sometimes in her underpants (thong if you're lucky, granny panties if you're not). Often has the consistency of cottage cheese.

He began to regret the hours of foreplay beforehand when he caught a glimpse of the klitty litter in her panties.

by StanfordEnglishMajor June 27, 2008

Klitgaard

The female equivalent of a cock block

I met these girls at the bar last night, when I tried to take the hottest one home her friends pulled the old Klitgaard move. Bitches...

by UnWilliched November 1, 2011

klitter

or (Klittering) female masturbation. Adding the words Clitoris and Glitter.

i slipped home on my lunch break to Klitter,
I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
My partner watched me klitter

by TFC Coleman July 7, 2015