k-lit 

a short white girl who dances randomly, k-shimmy. puts her fingers in people's ear, unwanted. cries when she laughs, sounds like a pipe bust. consumes 3,000lbs of honey mustard hourly and her thighs can crush watermelons.

aye yo BillyBob Buttcheeks, you see that girl, she's a k-lit type of gal.

k-lit by HoogyPoogey98 June 18, 2018

K-lit 

Kenzi with a lit mind set

My name is k-lit

K-lit by Califromflorida02 March 13, 2017

k-lit 

a short white girl who likes to dance randomly (k-shimmy), likes to put her fingers in people's ear (snake) and armpits (monkey), cries when she laughs, when she does laugh it sounds like a gas pipe leak (very disturbing), thighs could crush watermelons (baby hippo resemblance) & eats 47,000 grams of honey mustard hourly (clogged bowels daily-has a coupon at the piggly wiggly's for 50% off honey mustard).

aye yo, you see that girl, she look like a k-lit

k-lit by HoogyPoogey98 March 19, 2017

K lite 

It's when you do ketamine with your best friend at a fun bar in the bathroom stalls but not quite enough, like diet ketamine.

"Oops, were on K lite. Better go back in the stall!"

K lite by Aria A. Darling December 12, 2022

K-lite

The successor to kazaa lite.

After stupid Sharman Networks killed Kazaa Lite, K-lite rose from its ashes.

K-lite by superdood October 1, 2005

K-Mart Liturgy 

You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.

Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.

K-Mart Liturgy by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb 

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011