Where's my fucking jetpack!? 

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

Where's my fucking jetpack!? by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

Jewban

One who has a parent of Cuban heritage and another parent of Jewish decent. A fairly popular combination in South Florida.

Most of my friends at Miami Senior High School are Jewbans.

Jewban by Denise Fernandez April 6, 2005

jeopardize 

to risk or threaten something dangerously

you jeopardize your futer

jeopardize by sarah947 August 29, 2006

jewdar 

An insanely useful way of detecting the presence of another Jew in the near vicinity mainly by looks or auditory sample. You are one lucky bastard if you posess this and are not in fact a Jew yourself.

Randomness #1: Hey, is that guy-?
"Guy": SHALOM!
Randomness #2: Hella yeah.

jewdar by Chezlea March 14, 2004

jewbacca 

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.

(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.

jewbacca by Abe December 2, 2004

jeopardenius 

A Jeopardenius is a person that is insanely good at the Game Show Jeopardy. He or she is more than likely good at other useless trivia games as well. However, a jeopardenius is specifically good at forming his or her answers in the form of a question.

Phil is a Jeopardenius, he'll be on Jeopardy one day.

jeopardenius by frdtrkmn May 15, 2012

Jetpacking 

Act of cuddling where little spoon becomes big spoon. Essentially the shorter person is on the inside of the couch and the taller person is on the outside.

Tyrone: Baby just hold me.
Shasta: Fer sho lets go Jetpacking than.

Jetpacking by st9man September 6, 2013