jewpak

Sound cloud rapper at my school. Shit rhymes. dank memes. Tiny dick but owns it.

guy: yo did you hear jewpak was in da talent show??
girl: ya dat shit succed

by Yay party January 16, 2020

jewpalooza

A place full of jews.

Ryan went to a flee-market hoping to wheel and deal only to leave empty handed because it was a jewpalooza.

by docelch September 13, 2011

jewkakke

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis

Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night

by anus grab November 4, 2012

Jewpanese

An individual of mixed Japanese and Jewish ancestry. There are probably like seven of them.

I think Rabbi Yamamotoberg is Jewpanese.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

Jewpac Kippur

Refined from the legendary Tupac Shakur (rip 1996), Jewpac Kippur is a friendly and non-gang related word to call your Jewish homeboi

Christian: Yo Jewpac, whats crackin

Jewpac Kippur: n2m Christian

Naked girl: Jewpac, lets do the dradle spin and reverse menorah sequentially

Jewpac Kippur: Ok, but i gotta do some hip hop dancing to get in the mood, shalom in the home

by Corey C October 29, 2007

jewcakes

The round natural plumpness of a Jewish girl's breasts

Wow! Did you see that?! She has some nice jewcakes!

by nutruera May 16, 2006

jewpacabra

the souls of the six million dead jews from the holocaust found their way into the bodies of chupacabras in the south-western united states and mexico. jewpacabras have a nasty habit of mutilating cows, doing your accounting and eating all of your profits...literally. If you come across a jewpacabra you must burn tall white candles that come in a glass casing with a picture of the virgin mary on them and then flash your protective star of david, which you will conveniently be wearing on your left arm. Doing so will guarantee that only one cow or sheep will be mutilated and you will still be allowed 10% of your profits.

bigfoot, hitler, b. streisand, e. levy, l. kravitz, all-time worst presidential failure r. perot, homosexuals, xenu, l. r. hubbard (they're in cahoots), the jewpacabra, like christ, has the power to save all mankind, but chooses not to in favor of fine ass bitches and hennessey.

by Don Keedik June 20, 2008