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jewpalooza
Ryan went to a flee-market hoping to wheel and deal only to leave empty handed because it was a jewpalooza.
jewpalooza by docelch September 13, 2011
jewkakke
Jewpanese
Jewpac Kippur
Refined from the legendary Tupac Shakur (rip 1996), Jewpac Kippur is a friendly and non-gang related word to call your Jewish homeboi
Christian: Yo Jewpac, whats crackin
Jewpac Kippur: n2m Christian
Naked girl: Jewpac, lets do the dradle spin and reverse menorah sequentially
Jewpac Kippur: Ok, but i gotta do some hip hop dancing to get in the mood, shalom in the home
Jewpac Kippur: n2m Christian
Naked girl: Jewpac, lets do the dradle spin and reverse menorah sequentially
Jewpac Kippur: Ok, but i gotta do some hip hop dancing to get in the mood, shalom in the home
Jewpac Kippur by Corey C October 29, 2007
jewpacabra
the souls of the six million dead jews from the holocaust found their way into the bodies of chupacabras in the south-western united states and mexico. jewpacabras have a nasty habit of mutilating cows, doing your accounting and eating all of your profits...literally. If you come across a jewpacabra you must burn tall white candles that come in a glass casing with a picture of the virgin mary on them and then flash your protective star of david, which you will conveniently be wearing on your left arm. Doing so will guarantee that only one cow or sheep will be mutilated and you will still be allowed 10% of your profits.
bigfoot, hitler, b. streisand, e. levy, l. kravitz, all-time worst presidential failure r. perot, homosexuals, xenu, l. r. hubbard (they're in cahoots), the jewpacabra, like christ, has the power to save all mankind, but chooses not to in favor of fine ass bitches and hennessey.
jewpacabra by Don Keedik June 20, 2008
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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