stubble hump 

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.

I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.

stubble hump by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

hrmph

A cross between a sigh, shrug, and a pout.

Andrew keeps ignoring me. Hrmph.

hrmph by elleth June 1, 2009

eye hump 

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

eye hump by Anonymous April 8, 2003

hump me fuck me

Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it

Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.

hump me fuck me by Bitchesbewitches May 27, 2017

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

Humpy Hank by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011

The Hump 

Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.

Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?

The Hump by zaviae September 18, 2012

Homph 

The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.

Did you see Smithers homph down on that sandwich?!

Homph by Weathersby September 25, 2010