Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.
Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?
by zaviae April 13, 2012


The Hump occurs when you have to fart (or produce liquid fecal matter). At some point before farting you will feel very ill. If you are able to hold it in for a minute or 2 you will feel right as rain. The time in which you are in pain is known as the hump.
Driver- Dude should I pull over!?

Passenger- No, just a little longer and I will be over the hump.
by Bossius The Impregnator August 7, 2009
Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.
He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!
by playitcool_dave November 14, 2020
Loser,deadbeat,someone who can not take care of his or her self or children
My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.
by bigworm23111 December 14, 2013
She was humped like a demented ferret!
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
by Matthew Darke February 19, 2003
1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.
1) The boy jump on his mate and humped him crazy.
2) The girl bent down on all fours and allowed the boy to hump her crazy.
by Anonymous June 9, 2003