Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017

paul gross

A multitalented Canadian actor and musician with a large internet-based fangirl harem. He's best known for his role as Benton Fraser in due South and for being extremely pretty. He may or may not be a key instrument in the Canadian plan for global domination.

Paul Gross can make curling look hot.

by Floria Tosca January 27, 2007

gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...

me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual

by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017

Grosseries

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

grossicles

An adjective describing something super gross, disgusting.

When her boyfriend rapped on the bathroom door telling his friend to , "Hurry up, Dude. You're taking forever. Just squeeze it out," she exclaimed, "Ew. That's grossicles!"

by Zanne! February 20, 2017

grossartig

Something that is so gross that the word 'gross' just isn't enough anymore, and at the same time is being called bad in a sarcastic way.

(partial German origin)

"Hey, have you seen the republican candidate who's running for election?"

-"Yes, he's really grossartig"

by connectingwings November 13, 2020

guy grossi

When you take a poo so large and vulgar you can't help but squint a quick look at it before you flush.

"Damn the pasta last night didn't sit right and I had to drop a guy grossi"

by lyricalkiller June 18, 2016