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greensborough college

A scum filled school where teachers peer pressure students to turn up to bangerz and turn down class. It is full of dirty guys that are sexually experienced very young and girls that are casual cake face sluts with dresses up to their ass, have blotchy fake tan and ratty hair extensions. The teachers are mostly old and are disliked by all the students except the few good ones. Highly recommended that you don't attend this school!
Bro, she goes to greensborough college she's definitely a whore.
greensborough college by cunty1 April 21, 2017

Tyler Greenwood 

Someone who enjoys sucking dirty asshole with his red tongue and injecting his penis with steroids and fapping to midget porn.
Tyler Greenwood by MrCrackers99 February 28, 2019

Greenwood MS 

Located in the MS delta region. Public schools are 99% black. White kids flock to the last remaining school where they still comprise 60% White parents pay for segregation academies. Most live on the NE side of historic Grand Blvd. White trash, blacks, elderly, live on NW side, slum on east.
Mosquitos, flies abound. Birds cover cars in shit a lot. Police are scary and love to make dramatic arrests if they suspect foul play. One downtown street for the moneyed. 4 star hotel, bookstore with cafe upstairs & screened porch. Viking Cooking school, culinary store. Most around it vacant.
Eat well at Crystal Grill, Flatland Grill, Giardina's, Delta Bistro, Mai Little China, Steven's BBQ.
The only thing to do here is stay home, go out to eat, or go to church. One cliquish white restaurant/bar called Webster's. If you're not from Greenwood don't expect camaraderie.
Well over half the population believe in God. There is 1 known atheist. It will suck the life out of you if you enjoy culture, embrace diversity, intelligent, or bad fit for established order.
Conservative. Christian.

Healthcare is fatal, unless you can find a doctor who'll take you or sit in E.R. hours for less than a minute with doc for $1200.
Will be proselytized if they suspect you don't drink the kool-aid.
Gossip is rampant. 2-3 downtown festivals.
Church lady: Gawd punished me for not goin' to church Sunday. Got a patch of dang skeeter bites.

Society woman: I'm havin' a cocktail party Thursday at 6:00. Servin' hors d,veures and martinis. Don't tell Mary Ann. Greenwood MS Junior Auxilary won't take her. Her husband is part Cherokee, and her kids don't go to Pillow.

Family on SNAP:
Kid: Mama, I'm hungry for green beans.
Mama: All we got is pork rinds and sunbeam bread. Make a sandwich. I don't get no more checks for 10 more days.
Kid: Ain't you found no job yet?
Mama: I quit lookin' after all them people I asked said no. Miss Mary Ann might need her guest house cleaned on Friday though.

Farmer: Boy do I remember when Greenwood was the cotton capital of the world. And the black folks lived behind my plantation in them shanties, and was happy to work for food and a matress to sleep on! Now the fed. pays 'em to live in Baptist town and not work fer nobody! Mississipi ain't what it used to be. South will rise again one day.

Farmer's wife: Have you seen "The Help" Joe Bob? Goin' to Redbox down at the Dollar General.

Farmer: Naw Mary Ann, and I ain't goin' to. Now make me some collards.

Farmer's wife: Mary Jo is comin' home next week when she's through with exam at Ole Miss.

Farmer: Jes make sure she doesn't spend all her clothes allowance at the boutique downtown. $1000 is all she's gettin' this semester.
Greenwood MS by primrose quinn October 30, 2013

Greensborough Smash 

The 'Greensborough Smash' is when 4 or more men from Greensborough, Melbourne, Australia all go ahead and pick a girl they want to 'smash' they then annihilate her until she is bleeding out of both her ears. They then use this blood as lube for their next victim.
Person 1: How did Stacy die?

Person 2: Heard she got the Greensborough Smash
Greensborough Smash by ekned_123 October 25, 2016

Mr greenwood 

A crackhead art teacher that likes to touch his bumhole every 2 seconds.

His lessons are shit and also smells of shit.
An all-round twat

Greenwood, Tx 

where all the parties happen, the people in greenwood make midland more interesting. also filled with man whores & sluts.
im going to "Greenwood, Tx" to party!
she looks like a slut, shes most likely from "Greenwood, Tx".
Greenwood, Tx by peytonhannah December 2, 2011

Greensboro 

The 78th largest city in the USA with about 250k people. Third largest city in North Carolina.
Formerly this city based their economy off of textiles, as the industry moved on Greensboro sustained itself through colleges. Greensboro has six colleges, and thus lots of young people. A growing town with a burgeoning downtown scene. Greensboro is growing and will continue to grow (in part) due to North Carolina's lax annexation laws.
A:I'm going to college in Greensboro!
B: Which college?
A: I'm not sure, I've got it narrowed down to: Guilford, UNCG, Bennett, A&T, or Greensboro College
Greensboro by ajkriste December 25, 2005