greensword 

This is a more modern word, used when a man's pecker is infected by poison ivy or another poisonous plant. The rubbing of the poison ivy infected hands onto the genitals is the most common cause of this uncomfortable itch. It can be transferred from one person to another through sexual intercourse.

Oh yeah, Bobby got himself a greensword when he went with that magazine into the woods that day.

greensword by irishwhiteboy98 March 7, 2012

Messi Greenwood 

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

Messi Greenwood by Benny XI July 9, 2020

jonny greenwood 

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.

jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time

jonny greenwood by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006

greenwood lake middle school 

Have you ever wanted to go in a dumpster fire? Well greenwood lake is for you! Kids stoned out of their minds, drug deals, retards that think they are black and in gangs, crack addicts and way more!!

Dumpster fire be like.. Greenwood lake middle school

greenwood lake middle school by Yung Lord Dagger Dick October 17, 2019

Greensboro 

Third largest city in North Carolina, largest in Piedmont Triad region. It is home to Lorillard Tobacco, which makes Newport and Maverick cigarettes among others. Has really nice and really cruddy areas, and Wendover Avenue ain't no fun. Good bars and restaurants, shopping, has a water park, museums (ie Civil Rights Museum), an indoor shooting range near Market St/Friendly Ave, and an outdoor shooting range anywhere on South Elm-Eugene Street or Randelman Rd at night.

Passerby: Why are you always smoking Newport menthols?
Me: I'm helping out Greensboro's economy!

Greensboro by ptnc_92 November 20, 2013

Greenford 

A suburb of West London. Basically the middle ground between Southall and Northolt. Passion Jerk Centre is cool though.

There's nothing to do in Greenford you have to either go to Ealing Broadway or Wembley for anything decent

Greenford by rubiconaddict March 25, 2022

Jonny Greenwood 

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.

You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.

Jonny Greenwood by OssettRyan December 29, 2007