by anonymous June 24, 2004
Get the Gandalf mug.He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)
Gandalf the mofoin' P.I.M.P and the lil dirty hobbit Frodo have a really close relationship. I wonder what happens in the bedroom at night time between both of them.
by Figgy February 1, 2004
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1. Gandalf the grey/white..The powerful Wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit. Uses wisdom more than magic.
1. Any soft furry cuddly wrinkly man you just want to hold in your arms and run your fingers through the hairs on his chin because his beard is so long and (sometimes) white. Elderly medieval Vikings, Noah in the movie Evan Almighty, the fat man over by the well on the first playable level in Dragon Quest VII for Sony Playstation 2, Moses, an age-morphed Jesus, and of course...Sikhs.
1. Any soft furry cuddly wrinkly man you just want to hold in your arms and run your fingers through the hairs on his chin because his beard is so long and (sometimes) white. Elderly medieval Vikings, Noah in the movie Evan Almighty, the fat man over by the well on the first playable level in Dragon Quest VII for Sony Playstation 2, Moses, an age-morphed Jesus, and of course...Sikhs.
1. I'm glad no Balrog was camping over Gandalf's respawn point in The Two Towers.
2. Did you see that 4 foot tall Sikh? He's such a Gandalf! I just want to pick him up and stroke his beard hairs.
2. Did you see that 4 foot tall Sikh? He's such a Gandalf! I just want to pick him up and stroke his beard hairs.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood May 2, 2007
Get the gandalf mug.The act of ejaculating into one's hand and flinging it into the air with a flick of the wrist; reminiscent of a magician casting a spell.
by Generic Cereal January 14, 2010
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We were playing "Clue" and figured out that Gandalf killed Mrs. White in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.
by Gandalf December 28, 2003
Get the Gandalf mug.To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.
Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."
Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007
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used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc
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people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc
person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')
person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')
person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr
by vrysrslysrs September 25, 2010
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