fuckmother

someone who has exceeded the name motherfucker and has reached the next insult level

"give me back my penis you fuckmother"

by Hakko December 22, 2003

fuck monger

Almost as bad as a wordmother fucker/word but not quite.

God, that cop was a real fuck monger.

by snabald July 13, 2003

Fuckmother

Fuckmother (noun) - the mother of all fucks. Having gestated all the fucks in the universe for eternity, the Fuckmother spontaneously birthed all the fucks that ever existed when the Big Bang banged. She no longer has any fucks, or anything else for that matter, to give.

“Joe - I’m fucked if I catch an L to il douche, it would be the Fuckmother of Ls.
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”

by JoeBeenTired May 17, 2021

fuckmonster

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."

Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"

by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

fucksoneer

Generally contemptible person. Alias of fuckoff, and more intense variant of bollocksoneer.

Tom DeLay - Damn, what a fucksoneer.

by Alex Koik-Cestone November 25, 2007

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005