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Fuckmother 

Fuckmother (noun) - the mother of all fucks. Having gestated all the fucks in the universe for eternity, the Fuckmother spontaneously birthed all the fucks that ever existed when the Big Bang banged. She no longer has any fucks, or anything else for that matter, to give.
“Joe - I’m fucked if I catch an L to il douche, it would be the Fuckmother of Ls.
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”
Fuckmother by JoeBeenTired May 17, 2021

fuckmothering 

adverb or adjective.

Generally a more intense form of motherfucking, used when the subject of your disdain has exceeded the contempt expressible with motherfucker.
John Howard is a cunt.
Tony Blair is a motherfucking cunt.
George W. Bush is a fuckmothering cunt.
fuckmothering by wyldwyl April 15, 2008

Fuckmotherfuck

A random joining of 'fuck', 'mother' and 'motherfucker', displaying the somewhat flustered behavior of a swearing individual. Used under duress.
-Joe bangs his leg on the desk-.

Joe: fuckmotherfuck!
Fuckmotherfuck by Raidenx348 June 2, 2009

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

Fuzzmother 

A person with excessively fuzzy hair.
That guy is such a fuzzmother!
Fuzzmother by Ferisyn March 29, 2004

Fuckermother

Often said by older males who are indeed high/drunk,when they can't get another beer or they are kidding around with their buddies. Other times just used to be a jackass

It's actually just the word motherfucker backwards,hence the drunkness or highness

Sidenote;
Sometimes tooken offensive
Beware.
1."FUCKERMOTHER! Where izz myy drik!?" (drunk ussage)
2."Dude what's in this crap? You crazy fuckermother! :D" (buddie ussage)
3."....You stupid fuckermother" (offensive ussage)
4. "FUCKERMOTHERS I OWN THE WORLD"(plain ol' being a jackass)
Fuckermother by FlippyHippy July 8, 2010