fauxmoerotic

The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.

Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!

by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008

Fauxtographer

A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!

Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.

by Lightmaster-Cdawg January 28, 2009

Fauxmotion

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.

I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.

by Vlad the Impaler September 20, 2005

Fauxmosexual

A man who acts gay just to pick up chicks. Typically this is a last resort.

Jerome: Dang,son! How does Kyle get so many fine birds? He's gay!

Keith: Naw man! Kyle is a grade-A fauxmosexual!

by Jake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 7, 2010

fauxpocalypse

A predicted apocalypse that doesn't happen

I always knew May 21st, 2011 was a fauxpocalypse, and I'm pretty sure 2012 will be too.

by Music chick October 14, 2011

Fauxsole

Faux consoling. Offering pity without meaning it.

She: These damn gloves leave dye under my fingernails.

He: Oh, honey I'm so sorry.

She: Don't fauxsole me, Asswipe. You don't have to go to work with dirty fingernails

by SpicyMuffin December 24, 2009

Fauxpology

An insincere apology.

Anne and Brian did not offer up a fauxpology; it was sincere.

by ThundercockFTW October 8, 2017