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fartocrite

A person who enjoys their own farts immensely, yet has an irrational fear of other people's farts.
Jo is such a fartocrite. She's always farting in bed, but when I fart, she freaks out and runs out of the room waving her hands around!
by Rae F December 24, 2007
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fartocline

The gradient of stench resulting in a differential temperature between recently expelled methane (farts) and the surrounding air. This creates a layer of hot rancid air.
Person 1: 'I've been farting all night, and I suggest you lie down and stay under the fartocline'

Person 2: 'It's okay I've just added to it, looks like we won't be able to stand up for a while.....'
by Harrypotterthatsme May 29, 2016
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fartake

1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)
Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.
by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009
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Farokhmanesh

To excel despite great pressure and expectations of failure; to come through in the clutch, to succeed as an underdog, such as Ali Farokhmanesh.
Nobody thought I was going to pass the class, but I totally pulled a Farokhmanesh on the final and got an A!
by millerjr99 March 21, 2010
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fartologist

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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fartkake

A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.
Peter and his industry buddies fartkaked Jennifer the night before her big wedding day.
by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015
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fartography

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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