Jo is such a fartocrite. She's always farting in bed, but when I fart, she freaks out and runs out of the room waving her hands around!
by Rae F December 24, 2007
Get the fartocrite mug.A disgustingly fat person who (usually while eating a salad) makes a comment about the unhealthiness of something you are eating.
I was trying to enjoy my hamburger but Lena kept talking about all the fat and carbs it contained while shoveling pile after pile of salad in her mouth. That bitch has a lot of nerve- she weighs 425. She's such a fatocrite.
by chester B. Arthur April 28, 2009
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If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.
Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.
Therefore the person is a fartacrite.
Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.
Therefore the person is a fartacrite.
by Ambethan March 27, 2011
Get the Fartacrite mug.The gradient of stench resulting in a differential temperature between recently expelled methane (farts) and the surrounding air. This creates a layer of hot rancid air.
Person 1: 'I've been farting all night, and I suggest you lie down and stay under the fartocline'
Person 2: 'It's okay I've just added to it, looks like we won't be able to stand up for a while.....'
Person 2: 'It's okay I've just added to it, looks like we won't be able to stand up for a while.....'
by Harrypotterthatsme May 29, 2016
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