Lord Farquaad 

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad

YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!

Lord Farquaad by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

Lord Farquaad energy by nolandc August 13, 2019

farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

farquad by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

farguas 

The name of a mythical creature in portuguese lore. Also can be used in modern text to describe a large portuguese man.

The corinthians feared the birth of the Farguas for fear he would dominate their tribe.

farguas by englishteacherSacremento March 25, 2009

farquaad 

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

farquaad by Spongyblue May 2, 2006

Farqugly 

Description of a man or woman who is as ugly as Farquaad. Lord Farquaad is the best-fitting example of Farqugly. Farqugly is the antonym of Shrexy.

Oh my gosh, Lord Farquaad's bowl-cut is so disgusting; it's Farqugly!!!

Farqugly by 6PP9 May 2, 2019

LORD FARQUAAD 

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

LORD FARQUAAD by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018