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easter-egg 

An unexpected aspect of a video game that is often hard to find and is not an aspect of story line.
In Grand Theft Auto Vice City there is a specific ramp, where if you hit it just right on your motorcycle you go through a window in to a room containing an easter egg. In this case the easter-egg is a statue of an actual easter egg.
easter-egg by Cully October 8, 2005

easter-egg 

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.
He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging
easter-egg by Ceph Sitton March 27, 2005

easter egg cunt 

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
Easter Egg Hunt by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Easter egg special 

Insert your freshly shaven balls deep inside her
Cornelius was very sneaky when he gave Berta the Easter egg special

Easter egg hunt

When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.
{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner
Easter egg hunt by Little dirty October 22, 2009