Ditch

Someone who is a dick and a bitch

Ur a ditch!
Fuck You!

by benjamincheese April 19, 2017

Ditch

A combined of a dick and a bitch

Don't be such a ditch

by Tonssss November 26, 2016

Ditch

A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.

This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.

That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.

"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"

by EngramAgility April 29, 2009

Ditch

To change plans on an external party within 24 hours of the expected time of the original agreement.

Laura ditched Stephen 2 1/2 times last week.

by NotStephen January 18, 2013

ditch

(noun) a mash of dick and bitch. A universal word that can be used for both genders

"That girl stood me up on the blind date"
"Sorry man, she's such a ditch"

by sarahlikesyourface June 25, 2012

ditch

from the german word dich which means to leave, ditch means to leave some1 or something usualy in a bad way, say if someone ditched u then u'd be angry that they did

"we ditched him at the mall"
"this place sucks lets ditch it"
"they ditched me at the mall"

by 2iko June 25, 2004

Ditch

noun. A combination of two slang terms: "dick" and "bitch".

"Wow, he/she is so mean!"
"Yeah, he/she is a total ditch!"

by On behalf of Megglez August 29, 2011