2 definitions by EngramAgility

A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.

This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.

That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.
"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"
by EngramAgility April 29, 2009
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A: I don't want to ditch you
T: Ashlen, Don't be such a shwaz, you do too!
by EngramAgility April 29, 2009
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