dickwallet

what you call an old man that goes online and tells people he is his daughter and sends pics of his daughter

(@zasz) jlott do you know who ron traughber is
(jlott) yeah fuck that dickwallet

by rontraughber February 11, 2010

dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

Prepubescent dickwat

Used to describe teenagers or adults as a childish nonsensical monkey.

"You prepubescent dickwat! You are the worse example of what an adult is suppose to be"

by Potato Effigy August 21, 2020

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019

dickwater

Urine from a male person or animal

I drank two beers and pissed a half a gallon of dickwater.

by Roy D May 21, 2006

Dickwall

The perfect little "innocent" sexually frustrated girl.

"Bro, your girl is such a Dickwall"

by thepieinthemirrorofyourheart December 10, 2012

Dickwanting

Often used to describe a friend who wants that dick. And you just know they want it.

Man, it is so obvious that Kaitlyn is just… dickwanting.

by Freaky Farmer December 18, 2022