Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014

Dicktown, USA

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.

My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

dicktar

Whipping out your cock and playing it like a guitar.

I'm gonna play her a love song on my dicktar.

by philfur April 2, 2010

dicktired

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

by the404 March 24, 2009

Dicktron

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.

Tom Cruise lived happily ever after on the planet, Dicktron.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Dickotry

The careful art or act of being a dick.

Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.

by chordstricken December 8, 2007