dickscuseme

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

Discunt

A discount prostitute.

Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.

by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011

dickshunnery

A convent dedicated to lexicography.

edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.

by edjog November 7, 2005

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.

Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.

by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012

dickscusting

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005

dicksmut

a dick smut is one who is a nasty hoe who instintly fucks more than 50% of the roomates in any given household she will accomplish the task in no longer than a week.

hey dicksmut.
let me suck you and all of your roomates off in the next 5 hours.

by Dr. l February 9, 2009