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Cuntsplain

To use purposefully flawed logic and twisted facts to make oneself appear the victim of any given situation.
"Hosting my illegally obtained sex tape is a breach of privacy." said Hulk Hogan.

"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.
by AoC September 30, 2016
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Cuntsplainer

Cuntsplainer

(Noun)

A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.

Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW
She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.
by acearce June 20, 2016
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Cuntsplain

The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.
I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”
by Axolotl June 10, 2018
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cuntstain

A person who you loathe who has done a deplorable thing.
Brad, that cuntstain fucked my mom!!!!?
by bozlog September 29, 2005
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Cuntspangle

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.
'She didn't want me to come inside, so I cuntspangled her instead.'
by MissBradders May 4, 2009
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cuntypants

pants made specifically to compliment and accentuate the pubic region of a womans body
put on your cuntypants darling , its time for whoopy
by frabomibosston May 10, 2009
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cuntslaw

When you have a beard and a girl sits on your face and her pussy is super creamy causing your beard look like a nice thick coleslaw
Me: Whoa Roger! You need a shower, that bitch just made cuntslaw out of your beard!

Roger: Awww man! That's what that smell is!
by Bucknasty14 February 9, 2019
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