To use purposefully flawed logic and twisted facts to make oneself appear the victim of any given situation.
"Hosting my illegally obtained sex tape is a breach of privacy." said Hulk Hogan.
"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.
"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.
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(Noun)
A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.
Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW
(Noun)
A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.
Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW
She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.
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The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.
I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”
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Get the cuntstain mug.The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.
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Get the cuntypants mug.When you have a beard and a girl sits on your face and her pussy is super creamy causing your beard look like a nice thick coleslaw
Me: Whoa Roger! You need a shower, that bitch just made cuntslaw out of your beard!
Roger: Awww man! That's what that smell is!
Roger: Awww man! That's what that smell is!
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