cuntslap

Two meanings for this word:
1) When you are slapped in your vagina.
2) Rachael...

*BANG* "oooh shit that girl just got cuntslapped" "bummer!"
"That Rachael with the fat thighs, she's such a cuntslap!!"

by dothemoonwalk June 20, 2007

cuntiluphagus

A man or an unordinarilly ugly women who constantly has a penis inside their mouth, that impedes and or obstructs speach and vocal patterns.
Plural: cuntiluphaguss
(cun till ufaguses)

Gary "The Muff" Diver

Sentence:

Why is Gary Diver such a cuntiluphagus?

Hey Mother Fucker quit being such a cuntiluphagus!

Yo fool you mama a cuntiluphagus!

Please son don't tell me your a hermaphroditic cuntiluphagus!

by Little Nipple Inc. /University of Regina/ pat. pending April 5, 2005

cuntslut

1.The sluttiest of all sluts. Can be seen in dark alleys trading blowjobs for crackrocks. See Courtney Love

2. A highly offensive insult combining the two words cunt and slut. To be called a cuntslut is similar to being called stretchedoutanuswhore or a cumshotfacefucker.

1.That bitch Courtney Love is such a cuntslut, she gave Kurt Cobain AIDS and then had him killed.

2. You fucking cuntslut, go to hell and fuck the devil and suck his dick and then come back up here and kiss my ass.

by crustpunx November 18, 2006

Cuntslip

Used to describe the moment when a guy tries to tease a girls clit with his penis but slips inside her
Or just someone who fucked up

Did you see that? Oh man he's such a cuntslipp

by Lord Of All January 6, 2015

Cuntalupagus

Derived from both "cunt" and the Sesame Street character "Snuffleupagus".
Used to dessribe a huge, ugly bitch.
As Snuffle.. was very large, "not a looker" animal.

"That bitch just flipped you off."

"What a fuckin' Cuntalupagus!"

"Yeah. Nasty bitch."

by Cam-Rizzle December 14, 2008

Cuntstump

1 Noun: The remnants of a vagina after female castration
2 Noun: A person whom displays the qualities of a castrated vagina, including, but not limited to: Being dull, insensitive, short, unnattractive, painful to behold, pathetic, vacant of sensation, messy, scarred, etc.

"Susan is such a fucking cuntstump, why'd she tell my husband about Brian?"

by God October 28, 2004

cumslurper

Someone who slups cum. A good insult for sluts!

Sidni and Crystal, quit being a little cumslurpers!

by Maria Peters October 1, 2007