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A man or an unordinarilly ugly women who constantly has a penis inside their mouth, that impedes and or obstructs speach and vocal patterns.
Plural: cuntiluphaguss
(cun till ufaguses)
Gary "The Muff" Diver


Why is Gary Diver such a cuntiluphagus?

Hey Mother Fucker quit being such a cuntiluphagus!

Yo fool you mama a cuntiluphagus!

Please son don't tell me your a hermaphroditic cuntiluphagus!
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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