cuntiluphagus

A man or an unordinarilly ugly women who constantly has a penis inside their mouth, that impedes and or obstructs speach and vocal patterns.
Plural: cuntiluphaguss
(cun till ufaguses)

Gary "The Muff" Diver

Sentence:

Why is Gary Diver such a cuntiluphagus?

Hey Mother Fucker quit being such a cuntiluphagus!

Yo fool you mama a cuntiluphagus!

Please son don't tell me your a hermaphroditic cuntiluphagus!

by Little Nipple Inc. /University of Regina/ pat. pending April 5, 2005

Cuntalupagus

Derived from both "cunt" and the Sesame Street character "Snuffleupagus".
Used to dessribe a huge, ugly bitch.
As Snuffle.. was very large, "not a looker" animal.

"That bitch just flipped you off."

"What a fuckin' Cuntalupagus!"

"Yeah. Nasty bitch."

by Cam-Rizzle December 14, 2008

Cuntelupagus

A big fat cunt who can't keep her big snout out of other peoples' business. A distant, more enormous cousin of an Aardvark. (Rhymes with the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.)

We never feared running out of supplies, since every Monday morning, before doing any work, the Cuntelupagus sent a delightfully "cheery" e-mail to us letting us know what we had to buy.

by Krakky McKraken August 5, 2007