Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."
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by FistyX May 4, 2006
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by Uncle Bhadge! July 6, 2020
Get the Corncob 2020 mug.A hillbilly corncob is when your anal sex partner eats a lot of corn prior to anal sex and when you pull your penis out of partner it is covered with corn. The corn remnants resemble a corncob that has been eaten by someone with very few teeth.
"My girl loves to eat corn, but after anal sex last night, my dick looked like a hillbilly corncob."
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Get the Hillbilly Corncob mug.The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.
by 07079 August 7, 2011
Get the Conjob mug.A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.
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