boss cocked

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.

Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.

by bleblah February 4, 2009

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

cocked and loaded

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

by Nuur August 16, 2011

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

cocked and locked

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.

I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.

by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez

"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010