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Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 17, 2006
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shit cocked

When a cock shits
by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017
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Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019
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shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.
Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!
by Romanick October 16, 2007
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shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.
by chupacabra February 14, 2005
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shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.
Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.
by farfellseed May 22, 2006
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Shitlocked

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked
by Matterhawk February 10, 2010
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