2 definition by the pervy pilot

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Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

My Failure To Read The Fucking Manual. A common, nicely palindromic expansion of RTFM, useful when apologizing for missing something you should have read.

Oh, that was in the docs, apologies for MFTRTFM.

by the pervy pilot December 01, 2017

Buy a MFTRTFM mug!