Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

cockfishing

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

by DrMoo October 27, 2008

Cocktasaurus Rex

One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.

Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.

The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.

by One hairy, bathing ape June 20, 2006

cockis

A cock that at erected size is considered large, but unerected is a 1 incher.

When David P. was boning me i thought he was huge, until i later peeked on him in the toilet and saw that he had a cockis.

by eneman September 22, 2004

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Cocktini

A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.

Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.

by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010

cockniscient

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.

The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!

by James the NHD December 6, 2010