cockniscient

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.

The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!

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cocknificent

a male with a very large male member who is greatly respected by his peers for having a huge dong.

Hey Mike, do you work with Danny??
Mike: Yeah, he is sooo cocknificent!!

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adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

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