cockniscient

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.

The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!

cockniscient by James the NHD December 6, 2010

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cocknificent

a male with a very large male member who is greatly respected by his peers for having a huge dong.

Hey Mike, do you work with Danny??
Mike: Yeah, he is sooo cocknificent!!

cocknificent by Chokichocolate February 28, 2009

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cockniscient • cocknificent • cockscientious • comniscient

cockscientious

adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

cockscientious by cockscientious objector May 8, 2008

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comniscient

knowing anything instantly via search engine

“Thanks to Google, we are all comniscient.”

comniscient by SalvyZ May 20, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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