cockslide

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.

That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.

by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006

blind ccsided

when you don't know that the person who emailed you also blind cc'd someone else, like your boss.

I got blind ccsided when Allison included my boss in his email.

by Super Jules December 4, 2010

cockfidence

the act of your cockyness overpowering your own confidence

that richard-face just asked the hottest chick in here to go back to his place, he sure has cockfidence

by malibu biff August 15, 2008

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

cocksidious

1. When a flaccid penis begins to move on its own.

2. A normal situation or conversation that becomes ridiculous, strange or outrageous.

Bill: "hey Jim how's the wife doing?"

Jim: "She's pretty good, got more hours at work and she's started this Facebook page for newly divorcees. She has such a kind heart supporting those girls"

Bill: "Dude that's just cocksidious"

"My cocksidious phone keeps autocorrecting my texts into Irish!"

by NoTillies June 23, 2017

Cockidence

Cockidence, like confidence, is what a person gains after getting the D / cock.

I have a boyfriend. But on my trip to Arizona, I met a guy and he gave a load of cockidence.

by Kayladowdsavitch May 28, 2021

Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021