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A highly refined hybrid form of both a jaggoff and a douche bag
Dude, that guy's a fuckin' jag-bag
jag-bag by Rodeo Cowboy August 8, 2009
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A citizen who does good things for his community.
President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!
jag-bag by Victor Robertsons February 20, 2011
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1. the semen filled reservoir-tip of a used condom
2. a person who is a jackass, particularly in Chicago
Those cabbies who drive like maniacs are real jag bags.
jag bag by wacb October 11, 2007
1. a statement which describes the unfortunate, the sorry, or the lowly, but not as to demean the person. the term "jag bag" is generally used as a term of endearment - a way to let them know they are down, but not out.

2. someone who is doing something unintelligent.

3. by adding -ing can also be used as a verb. "he's jag bagging around." meaning the person is wasting too much time doing something stupid.
"Dude, you're being a jag bag!"
Fat guys have jag bags.
jag bag by Joe Lerro September 21, 2005
1. The sock a young boy continually masturbates into.

2. If there were ten deuche bags in a line and one was to be chosen as the biggest deuche bag out of those ten said deuche bags that person would be also known as a jag bag.
1. Timmy's mom got an unpleasant surprise when she was cleaning his room and came across his jag bag.

2. Michael Polinko, the 40 year old with a genuine bowflex body who plays in a rock band is a jag bag.
jag bag by T_Love89 November 4, 2008
a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.
The white man could not be contained by any jag bag
jag bag by bob dole January 20, 2004
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