cocksidious

1. When a flaccid penis begins to move on its own.

2. A normal situation or conversation that becomes ridiculous, strange or outrageous.

Bill: "hey Jim how's the wife doing?"

Jim: "She's pretty good, got more hours at work and she's started this Facebook page for newly divorcees. She has such a kind heart supporting those girls"

Bill: "Dude that's just cocksidious"

"My cocksidious phone keeps autocorrecting my texts into Irish!"

by NoTillies June 23, 2017

Self Cockscious

The feeling of inadequacy when someone comments on the size of your penis.

When she asked "are you in yet?" it made me feel self cockscious.

by Sweetnlowho February 10, 2019

cocksious

To be weary or careful around new penises.

cock, penis, cocksious,, unknown, strange penis.

by kristalisa December 18, 2011

cocklicious

-An attractive male.

-A man with a treat-tasty meat!

After catching a glimpse of that cocklicious guy, I couldn't resist asking him out for a drink!

by *Jenn* April 26, 2010

Cockicious

When your cock is so delicious that it gets cut off and served as a Chinese dish on New Year’s

I feel bad for Phil he was so cockicious that he got the Chinese CBT chop.

by FaffyEnderman April 21, 2020