cockbobbler 

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.

The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.

cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

Cocktober 

The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.

"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"

Cocktober by Scrotum Slayer November 7, 2019

Cockjohnny

1. A person who pretends to know everything about anything, but actually doesn't.

2. A person who interjects into a conversation with an unrelated and incoherent subject.

He says he can fix my computer but I think he is a cockjohnny.

Cockjohnny by Anthony Gray January 26, 2004

vodka induced cockgobbler 

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

vodka induced cockgobbler by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

cockgobblingthundercunt 

one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina

Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.

cockgobblingthundercunt by LadiesMan069 January 2, 2010

cocktober surprise 

A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.

Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.

cocktober surprise by Frankiez October 1, 2006

Cockjobber 

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.

Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!

Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011