cock hand

The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)

In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!

by BDT December 2, 2004

[Cockland]

A pejorative name for Rockland, Maine.

I got some dome from some ho in Cockland.

by SKINGS January 14, 2009

Cockhands

Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.

I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.

by srjg March 30, 2010

Cockandspeil

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.

"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."

by E-tyme October 8, 2008

Cockland

Meme core band

Holy shit Cockland rocked everyone’s cock off at the show tonight!

by BestBandEver69 June 28, 2022

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006