Cartholic 

Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.

Sally: John's an atheist right?

Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'

Sally: Oh, what a douche.

Cartholic by sprtagt May 6, 2014

cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.

I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making me shiver.

cardioholic by St0rk July 25, 2006

Capaholic 

A Mech Warrior pilot that prefers to use a tactic called "base capture" in order to win a match online (MechwarriorOnline).

"That Bonethugg dude is such a capaholic. I didnt get to fire my weapons one frgging time. Next time I drop with him, I am going to leg him and leave him so he cant lead us to cap."

Capaholic by Ra SUNGOD December 9, 2012

Cuddaholic 

A cuddaholic is a man who is so enthused by having such a gorgeous woman that satisfies all his sexual desires with a pussy Poppin fresh and clean and tight holes. Including pussy ass and can deep throat his whole cock with a smile and he just can't get enough

Her: naw my man ain't pussy whomp I just got it so good he's become a cuddaholic

Cuddaholic by davyd520 September 17, 2023

Cathaholic 

A Catholic whose religion has become like an addiction, ruining his own life and the lives of those around him.

Jeremy's life was falling apart. He'd lost his job, his wife and family... Finally, in desperation, he stopped going to Church. He had to face it: He was a Cathaholic.

Cathaholic by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015

Cathaholic 

Refers to a person of Catholic religion who is so addicted to this particular religion that they follow blindly everything the church or a priest says. These are the type of people who pray for every last thing to God. Wake up people, he doesn't care if you football team wins!!

My parents are such Cathaholics, they believe that the universe was created 2700 years ago. All that science stuff is the devil trying to sway our beliefs. Stupid science.

Cathaholic by daddy17 May 6, 2006

CODaholic

a person who in the act of talking to one's significant other also doubles in playing Call of Duty. These people often lose relationships quickly due to their affair with the game system contoller. These people also may get off to the vibration of said controllers because no human being will stick around long enough to help.

CODaholic: I just totally PWNed that bitch
Girlfriend: please talk to me
CODaholic: Shut the fuck up, i'm in a domination round.
Girlfriend: don't talk to me like that
CODaholic: HEll Yea i just raped em
GIRLFRIEND:WE"re so DONE!!*hangs up phone*
CODaholic: hell yea!!! another kill!!

CODaholic by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011