Cartholic 

Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.

Sally: John's an atheist right?

Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'

Sally: Oh, what a douche.

Cartholic by sprtagt May 6, 2014

Because I'm a Catholic, right?

(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.

Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.

Because I'm a Catholic, right? by Skrrrrrr234 October 9, 2018

cartuolity 

Cartuolity: A Word Worth Recognizing

Language is a living, breathing thing, constantly evolving and adapting to new situations and needs. Every day, new words and phrases are added to our collective vocabulary, reflecting changes in the world around us. Yet not all words are created equal, and some have a greater impact than others. One word that is deserving of recognition and inclusion in our lexicon is "cartuolity."

At first glance, "cartuolity" may seem like a meaningless jumble of letters. But upon closer inspection, it reveals itself as a word with a specific and important meaning. The prefix "cartuo-" comes from the Latin word "cartula," meaning "a small paper or document." The suffix "-ity" denotes a state or condition, as in "authenticity" or "diversity." Put together, "cartuolity" could be defined as the state or condition of being documentable or recordable.

Why is such a word necessary? In today's world, where information is king and data is constantly being generated and processed, the ability to document and record information is more important than ever. Whether we're talking about scientific research, legal proceedings, or even personal record-keeping, having a word that succinctly captures the concept of documentability would be useful and valuable.

Damn, cartuolity should definitely be a word.

cartuolity by Cartuolity should be a word. February 19, 2023

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool 

Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P

You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool by Unkown__24 November 20, 2018

Red Bank Catholic 

Worst school ever. Mr Ross is a virgin

Red bank Catholic has fat teachers

Red Bank Catholic by Mr.Harringtons Nipples February 19, 2019

Cultural Catholic 

Someone who identifies with at least some Catholic teachings and traditions, likely because of upbringing, but is not active in the Catholic Church.

A "cultural Catholic" was raised in a Catholic family, probably attended Catholic services as a child, and possibly attended Catholic school for at least a few years. Catholic teachings and traditions may influence the person's behavior, decision-making, and holiday celebrations, but a "cultural Catholic" no longer attends Mass or practices his or her faith. The person may continue to attend weddings, funerals, and other events that take place in the Catholic Church but does so out of consideration for family and friends rather than as an expression of his or her own faith.

That family goes to the movies rather than to Mass on Christmas Day, but they still incorporate a manger into their holiday decor because they're "cultural Catholics."

Cultural Catholic by FilmFanatic August 25, 2013

Catholic Brothers 

Two boys who have had their genitals “inspected” by the same older male, such as with the three P’s: priests, pediatricians, and politicians.

Bruh, you got your balls fondled by Father David too?? We’re Catholic Brothers!

Catholic Brothers by Anoxolotl December 5, 2017