8 definitions by jimbo92107
by jimbo92107 May 21, 2021
Repeated public lies that reveal a rhetorical pattern where simply to misinform is not sufficient; rather, one's lies must be as close as possible to the exact opposite of the truth, prompting speculation that this represents a form of worship for the inversion of truth.
Senator Doubledown smiled as he held up a snowball before his peers. "Looks like it's getting colder to me," he said, simultaneously securing a promotion to cardinal in The Church of the Big 180 (CoB 180).
by jimbo92107 May 22, 2015
Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.
by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015
The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.
Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.
by jimbo92107 July 17, 2015
Losotho dimly realized that his semi-idyllic life picking pineapples for the white man would some day be his ruin, but for now he wallowed in his blithe happithos, looking forward to nothing more than making love to Ursa, his woman.
by jimbo92107 May 22, 2015
Delayed deja vu. Realizing later that you feel like you experienced the same thing earlier, but at the time, you didn't notice.
Many times I floated on the pond before seeing the big fish lurking below. Only later did I realize that I had seen him, and he had seen me, many times before. Delayja vu dawned slowly, but with vague certainty.
by jimbo92107 August 19, 2015
A Catholic whose religion has become like an addiction, ruining his own life and the lives of those around him.
Jeremy's life was falling apart. He'd lost his job, his wife and family... Finally, in desperation, he stopped going to Church. He had to face it: He was a Cathaholic.
by jimbo92107 May 24, 2015