jimbo92107's definitions

antisnark

The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.

Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.

by jimbo92107 August 9, 2015

google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.

Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.

by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015

Scampaign

A political campaign run not to win office, but to make money.

Some referred to Trump's run for president as a scampaign.

by jimbo92107 May 21, 2021

Cathaholic

A Catholic whose religion has become like an addiction, ruining his own life and the lives of those around him.

Jeremy's life was falling apart. He'd lost his job, his wife and family... Finally, in desperation, he stopped going to Church. He had to face it: He was a Cathaholic.

by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015

Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

Church of the Big 180

Repeated public lies that reveal a rhetorical pattern where simply to misinform is not sufficient; rather, one's lies must be as close as possible to the exact opposite of the truth, prompting speculation that this represents a form of worship for the inversion of truth.

Senator Doubledown smiled as he held up a snowball before his peers. "Looks like it's getting colder to me," he said, simultaneously securing a promotion to cardinal in The Church of the Big 180 (CoB 180).

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

delayja vu

Delayed deja vu. Realizing later that you feel like you experienced the same thing earlier, but at the time, you didn't notice.

Many times I floated on the pond before seeing the big fish lurking below. Only later did I realize that I had seen him, and he had seen me, many times before. Delayja vu dawned slowly, but with vague certainty.

by jimbo92107 September 28, 2015