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cathaholic 

A Catholic who is really into their religion.
I go to church, do youth group, and run a bible study. I guess you could say that I'm a Cathaholic.
cathaholic by redx5 September 26, 2005
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Cathaholic 

A Catholic whose religion has become like an addiction, ruining his own life and the lives of those around him.
Jeremy's life was falling apart. He'd lost his job, his wife and family... Finally, in desperation, he stopped going to Church. He had to face it: He was a Cathaholic.
Cathaholic by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015

Cathaholic 

Refers to a person of Catholic religion who is so addicted to this particular religion that they follow blindly everything the church or a priest says. These are the type of people who pray for every last thing to God. Wake up people, he doesn't care if you football team wins!!
My parents are such Cathaholics, they believe that the universe was created 2700 years ago. All that science stuff is the devil trying to sway our beliefs. Stupid science.
Cathaholic by daddy17 May 6, 2006

Cathaholic 

Addicted to Catholic rituals. Overt use of Catholic beliefs and forced upon others. Constant overuse of Catholic beliefs and rituals.
She is a good person but such a Cathaholic I need to get away asap?
Cathaholic by owns the jedi July 2, 2015

Because I'm a Catholic, right?

(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.
Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool 

Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P
You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?

Red Bank Catholic 

Worst school ever. Mr Ross is a virgin
Red bank Catholic has fat teachers
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