3 definitions by FlawlesImperfection

tomorrow

A sorry excuse for fat people to not start a diet

kristi ally: have you called jenny yet?
rosie o'donald:maybe tomorrow

by FlawlesImperfection December 23, 2010

CODaholic

a person who in the act of talking to one's significant other also doubles in playing Call of Duty. These people often lose relationships quickly due to their affair with the game system contoller. These people also may get off to the vibration of said controllers because no human being will stick around long enough to help.

CODaholic: I just totally PWNed that bitch
Girlfriend: please talk to me
CODaholic: Shut the fuck up, i'm in a domination round.
Girlfriend: don't talk to me like that
CODaholic: HEll Yea i just raped em
GIRLFRIEND:WE"re so DONE!!*hangs up phone*
CODaholic: hell yea!!! another kill!!

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011

Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011