Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019

carked

dead, as in no longer alive and living, eg: gone to their maker

mr smith carked while away on holiday

by helen reed, April 5, 2008

canned

fired; to lose your job

he got canned from his job for slacking off too much

by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004

Cankerous

A slut, typically a dirty prostitute or meth whore, exhibiting a variety of infected pustules around the mouth, genitala ans rectum including, but not limited to herpes, cold sores, genital warts and scabies.

Roger stopped to pick up a prostitute for a blow on the way home but the street walkers out that night were way to Cankerous so he just went home and gave it a wank.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

cakedy

A very very good YouTube channel. He does pretty good videos and has over 5 million subscribers!

Damn Daniel! Back at it again by watching Cakedy!

by Cakerson May 25, 2016

canned bread

joke from spongebob, bread in a can.

they have it! CANNED BREAD!

by the cooler penguin27 August 27, 2020

Canged

1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.

Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.

Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.

Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!

by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006