canked

An uncomfortable position where one's head is turned to the side at an angle of more than 30 degrees.

Me: Why are you walking like that?
You: I slept last night with my head canked on the couch.
Me: ok...still - why are you walking like that?

by jdiggy July 26, 2006

Canked

U.S. Military slang, meaning cancelled summarily.

My leave was canked last week.

by PJNevada March 24, 2009

Cank

U.S Military slang, meaning to cancel summarily

If you don't shape up corporal, I will cank your promotion.

by PJNevada March 24, 2009

CANK

The lovechild of golf and soccer where players (that are blown out of their trees i.e. high) kick a soccer ball to targets as determined by each player. This game is typically played across the entirety of the household premises (indoor, outdoor, in your neighbor’s garden, all’s fair game).

Grab a ball and let’s CANK.

Neymar would be a killer at CANK.

by Corekneelius September 17, 2019

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

canks

Abbreviation of cankles.
An ebonics phrase used by black folk (or people who believe that they too, are black)to describe the fatty build up around the lower area of their legs. You see, little one, the morbidly obese have no differentiation between their calves and ankles, therefore "CANKLES" or CANKS for short.

M-giggly: B-doc, you can't wear those flood pants when we go to the carnival!
B-Doc: Well Why the jizzle-dizzle not?
M-giggly: your canks be showin! youz nasty! Im gonna get me some watermelon and biscuits!

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004

Cank

A woman which is both a cunt and a skank.

Dang look at that rusty ass cank!!!

by Asia kimm December 16, 2011