calvins

generic word for underwear, from the name "Calvin Klein" in regards to the designer well known for his underwear.

I'm not wearing any calvins

by Danf98 December 17, 2005

Cavinism

When you end up having intercourse with a virgin while she is extremely intoxicated, while on her period and you are completely sober.

Dude the cavinism last night was the greatest, although I feel like I'm going to regret this later today.

Man shes always complaining that she lost her virginity during cavinism.

by Good Driver Discount December 11, 2010

Cultural-Chauvinism

Chauvinism, though often wrongly considered to be gender-specific, is simply biased devotion to any cause, group or idea.

Cultural-Chauvinism, then, is simply biased, unreasonable devotion to one's own culture.

Idiot: My culture is the best!

Non-idiot: Why?

Idiot (in a rare moment of reflection): Because...it's the only one I know.

Non-idiot: you are certainly poisoned by cultural-chauvinism.

by The Mind Surgeon August 12, 2011

carwinism

natural selection favoring survival in large SUV's over smaller cars.

she thought about buying the little green volkwagen but reconsidered when she thought about extinction by carwinism.

by bittersweet symphony September 16, 2003

Calvinitis

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

by onearmninja March 4, 2009

Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 30, 2011

Calmunism

The Act Of Being Calm All The Time

“I believe in Calmunism”

by Beanis_Boi March 22, 2021