Definitions by Danf98
scoots
A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.
<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!
calvins
generic word for underwear, from the name "Calvin Klein" in regards to the designer well known for his underwear.