Crumpth

A term used to describe the nastiest, smelliest, most god-forsaken object that has surpassed the realm of being just disgusting. This term can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

Jake: Dude, I left my smoothie in my car for 8 months!
Max: There's nothing but Crumpth in there now.

by ZyconZX March 3, 2022

Crumptery

Such an extreme amount of funny that you fall on the ground.

"Stop with your crumptery *breaks down laughing and falls off chair into the pits of hell, because the joke was extremely dark.*"

by toothbrushed September 4, 2023

Chrumpted

You just got chrumpted.

Allen "Bro, you just got chrumpted fr fr"
Freddie Fazbear "I hate women"

by Chrumptis January 14, 2024

Crumpting

To force one’s fecal matter back through the rectum after shitting. (Done after and/or instead of glowning)

1. Crumpting is so fun!
2. I couldn’t find a toilet so I had to crumpt.

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

Crumptel

A cartel of chaos and fun hatred.

The Crumptel is great

by Crumptel June 2, 2024

Crumpt

(adj.) Outdated, obsolete, or culturally exhausted—something that has lost relevance and persists only out of habit, like an old piece of trash that should have been thrown away.

“This whole worldview is crumpt: recycled Iraq-war logic, ‘us-vs-them’ framing, and security-theater ideas reheated from a formula that locked us into an endless war.”

“Cable news is crumpt—rotted by outrage cycles, allergic to nuance, and surviving on recycled panic rather than substance.”

“Late-night talk shows are crumpt—predictable, tired, and surviving on nostalgia from a pre-internet attention span.”

"Bro is crumpt"

by PurpleHorizon December 22, 2025