Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.

1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!

by #1nufter March 17, 2024

Quirming

To use one’s feet to self-pleasure. (Often done after bloaming)

1. Quirming is always more fun with friends!
2. Oh no, I just caught my brother quirming!

by #1nufter March 17, 2024

Crumpting

To force one’s fecal matter back through the rectum after shitting. (Done after and/or instead of glowning)

1. Crumpting is so fun!
2. I couldn’t find a toilet so I had to crumpt.

by #1nufter March 17, 2024

Tymping

To spray a fragrance over one’s genitalia to make urine smell more pleasant. (Often done before nufting)

1. I just bought a new colonge to tymp with!
2. I love tymping with Mancera Red Tobacco!

by #1nufter March 17, 2024

Bloaming

To cover one’s genitals (male) with hand sanitizer. (Often done before quirming)

1. I just bought a new lemon hand sanitizer to bloam with.
2. Bloaming is a must before quirming!

by #1nufter March 17, 2024

Glowning

To shit in one’s hand and proceed to throw it.

1. Ben look at that monkey glowning!
2. I need to shit, whos going to glown town

by #1nufter March 17, 2024

Nufting

To urinate on a rag or paper towel and then place it over your nose to smell the aroma. (Often done after tymping)

1. Man I can’t wait to nuft after I’m finished tymping!
2. Nobody loves nufting as much as me!

by #1nufter March 17, 2024