bonertown

1) A quick way of describing how hot someone or something is.

2) Something that gives an instant erection.

"Did you see that room full of hot chicks over there? Stepping through that door is total Bonertown."

"So we were making out last night, and she starts grinding her crotch against my leg. Bonertown."

by bonertron August 7, 2008

bonerboat

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag

The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.

by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

by markopoko June 5, 2010

Bonerocity

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

Bonerkebab

Verb.
Boner-key-bob

The act of placing rings of food (e.g. onion rings, chicken rings, any ring shaped food, or food fashioned into a ring) on a man's erect penis, and then eating said food off of the erect penis.

"Sally bonerkebabed me last night and it was amazing. She really was a hungry girl."

by L3Mon_Slic3R July 5, 2019

Boneroma

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.

I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Boneroma

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.

My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020