projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 4, 2012

Birthing Hips

When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.

One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.

Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.

by Mike "freshman" R August 24, 2011

Birthing Person

A term used to describe women whose gender dysphoria is so bad, that they think they can validate their belief that they are male by gestating another human being inside them for 9 months and then pushing it out the vagina that they wish they didn't have.

This term is also forced on women who aren't denying biological reality by men who think they're women despite being men.

"Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital that is definitely not full of women"

by SalopianSnark December 7, 2022

Birthin’ Hips

Reference to a chick with a wide pelvis thought to be ideal for spitting out babies.

My girl’s got them birthin’ hips. She gonna be spitting out kids as soon as we ties the knot.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Serial Birthing

When women give birth to way too many babies that they cannot be properly taken care of. Women like Octomom, welfare moms, illegal aliens.

Octomom be serial birthing.

by Unemployedfarmer May 7, 2009

BIRTHING DAY

The day commemorating the actual birthday of a child from the perspective of the mother who physically gave birth to that child. That is to say, on any given child's birthday, that day is the respective biological mother's "Birthing Day" for that child specifically.

Every year, on the birthday of their daughter, Ella, Justin gives flowers to his wife, Julia, to celebrate her Birthing Day, which commemorates the labor of love Julia endured to give life to Ella. birthing day

by AheadofherTime November 4, 2017

birthanukkah

When one's birthday is celebrated for eight days. This usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.

Kid: How come I am only getting my cake today?

Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!

by lawn_mama January 11, 2009